Discover the complex history of the Bert the Cheese universe. An epic saga full of magic, adventure and unforgettable moments.
God formed the continent Astralis and created life. But one day, through an anomaly in his creative power, the being Gonglord emerged - an unpredictable and powerful creature driven by balance and the protection of Astralis.
After Satan was banished to hell, the conflict between God and Gonglord flared up again. Both fought for control of Astralis and led their followers into wars. The peoples of Astralis were divided into three religions: Godsent, Satanism and Gonglordtism.
Bert slumbered for eight years in a mysterious tower full of cryptic doors and dangers. In the year 8 ABB, Bert awoke, guided by 0.125, Gonglord's right hand. In the year 10 ABB, Bert managed to finally defeat God and Satan.
After the deaths of God and Satan, Astralis lay in ruins. The Cranians retreated and became increasingly aggressive. In the year 17 ABB, Bert returned to Astralis and led the united forces. In the year 19 ABB, the Cranians were completely wiped out.
The remnants of the old peoples united, and new races emerged from their mixing. Astralis began to recover and develop a new, more peaceful identity.
The Can-Player returned in the year 38 ABB - more powerful than ever. Bert faced him once more, supported by 0.125. In the final battle, 0.125 sacrificed all her power to secure Bert's victory. The Can-Player was defeated for good.
With Cheesekalibur in his hand and the lessons of his journey in his heart, Bert remains a symbol of peace and hope. Astralis' future is brighter than ever.
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